Thomas, was it you who was telling me about a guy who uses playing cards as weapons? Last night, my dad insisted on showing me a tape of this guy Rickey Jay who is amazing at slight-of-hand tricks with cards, and who also pierced a watermelon rind with a thrown playing card. Is this the same person you (if, in fact, it was you) were talking about? Weird.
Nov. 15th, 2005 @ 10:21 am
We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she's "damaged goods," a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom "do you still love me?" you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.