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Cool & Groovy Apr. 2nd, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
So, I got my flights booked! I'll be arriving into Seattle airport just before 6pm on Friday 27th April, sticking around till the morning after the Jarvis show.

We should do something exciting on the Friday evening. Not to mention the rest of the weekend!

Hasta la vista,


Cocker Hoop Mar. 28th, 2007 @ 02:35 pm
So are people going to see Jarvis Cocker at the Showbox at the end of April? I... might come.

Now for some Green House News Mar. 5th, 2007 @ 02:41 am
I used some Simple Green(tm) to clean the kitchen counters.  I think it really needed it...so I did it.  In addition I cleaned out part of the fridge while waiting for my spaghetti to cook. Spaghetti takes a long time to cook.

Now I'm watching the Rifttraxx of Battlefield Earth,  I swear I always forget how truly awful this movie really is... Like EPIC horrible.  This has nothing to do with the Green House.

I remember when this was something Feb. 25th, 2007 @ 05:46 am
That we all posted on... hmmm I wonder if anyone even checks it anymore... or if facebook/myspace has grabbed everyones attention.

PANDA PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jan. 15th, 2006 @ 08:16 pm
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Vincent Gallo's Sperm

$1 Million

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